;Sunday, July 30, 2006
oh yes
i need to share this with everyone.
now i hate all fat men.
i had an encounter with one at the bank on sat morning with my mom
let me share it
mom and i were at the bank
cuz we wanted to transfer some money from one account to another.
so we were at the counter processing our transaction and there was a queue behind us
some fat fuck directly behind us wanted to fill up his form
for his transaction
and isnt it OBVIOUS that u wait for ur turn then fill it up at the counter?
so...he started moving up so close to mom and i cuz he was impatient
HELLO NOT MY FAULT RIGHT THE BANK SLOW.
so he shoved his oversized body up to the counter
and started filling up his form
notice i said OVERSIZED.so mom and i were pushed aside.
so mom was irritated.
aint transactions personal?!?!?!?!?
so here,the action starts.
mom: excuse me can you queue up?
and this fucking fat ass obviously has fats all in his ears so he cant hear.
he doesnt budge
mom turned to the bank teller and asks if theres a counter for people to fill up their forms
its like quite irritating right,someone just barge up when u going money transfers
and then...
fat ass crap: ARE YOU SO FAT?
like OMG NOTICE THE FUNNY THING.FAT FUCK SAYING THAT TO SOMEONE SO SLIM?
aud: not a third as fat as you :D (and i started laughing cuz i couldnt help it)
my mom was quite pissed and wanted to scold him.
but i told her it was the 7th month so he was prob one of THOSE.
so mom started talking to the bank teller
mom: maybe next time u guys should draw a line on the ground cuz some people dont know where to stand.
so we were done with our transaction,turn around and walk off
fat ass crap: STUPID IDIOTS (at volume 5)
OK WHAT THE FUCK HE INSULTED MY MOM AND I IN PUBLIC
so whatever i said to him next,i said at volume 10.
aud: EXCUSE ME SIR?YOU CALL URSELF A MAN?FANCY CALLING TWO LADIES STUPID IDIOT.I THOUGHT TRANSACTIONS WERE PERONAL?U DONT JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF UR SIZE TO TRY AND GET THINGS UR WAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT UR TURN.IF I WERE YOU,I'D LOOK INTO THE MIRROR BEFORE I ASK SOMEONE FAR SLIMMER IF SHE'S SO FAT.
fat ass crap: you obviously dont have respect for elders
aud: LOOK EVERYBODY.THIS MAN OBVIOUSLY THINKS HE'S TOO BIG FOR HIS OWN GOOD.HE DOESNT EVEN GRANT WOMEN SIMPLE RESPECT.DO U CONSIDER HIM A MAN?
fat ass crap continues to glare at me,so i walk up to him
aud: YOU SHOULD BE PUT UP ON THE HALL OF SHAME FOR THE COURTESY CAMPAIGN OF SGP.MAYBE FROM TODAY ONWARDS ULL LEARN TO RESPECT UR WIFE,OF GIRLFRIEND,OR LACK OF ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR THAT MATTER
and we left.never feeling better.
oh and did i mention that i took his pic and sent it to the STOMP thing of straits times?
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7:59 PM